Boggitt Hunting and Other Rubbish

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 254 days old
by dickydaido [Member]

Sadly the Crumlyn Creeper has departed this life, on the 25 feb this year.
His wit and comments will be sadly missed by this Scribe,
I hope that anyone who has read, and digested the drivel that we posted received some amusment from same, I hope that someone out there might carry on his part. more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 419 days old
by dickydaido [Visitor]

Dark matter as been created, within the Dafydd crasher(Welsh version of the Hadron Collider)
We were attempting to create Grockle sponges by the accelaration of Laverbread to beyond Bara Brith speeds , which is approximately four times the speed of a Penclawdd Cockle, all to no avail as a very large Black Hole was created when the Laverbread more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 433 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Well its good to have you back safe,can I suggest you abandone the Grockle sponge trading and concentrate on the agd.By mixing the rare Bara Brith in the skull of a recently deceased Grockle and then cooking at 450F at midnight on the turn of the moon for 2hrs the resulting mixture should present a viable power source if a Cross-Phase Loop is coupl more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 469 days old
by dickydaido [Member]

Have been out of the Country for a while, trying to set up a new trading post for Grockle Sponges, which are prolific in the Greek Islands. Unfortunately the laverbread raft was sunk by an Eartquake off the Island of Rhodes. My fault for calling the Templars a bunch of Pillocks, for losing the Holy Grail.
We are now in the process of constru more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 530 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Trouble at the Laverbread Carters Ball

Trouble at the Laverbread carter’s ball held in the village of Llandownbyther last Thursday may mean the end of this very old custom.
Word has it the evening had gone down well, almost as well as the Laverbread whiskey when trouble broke out between the carters and a group of quarrymen from more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 530 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Ills of the times 2.

Slack Tongue.
A condition afflicting folk who have taken in to much Laverbread whisky or been at the Twuzzle fruit and / or wine, and it has been suggested raisins / currants in welsh cakes can also contribute to this condition.
The muscle under the tongue is paralysed by the whisky and f more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 554 days old
by dickydaido [Member]

Probably the village is more effluent than affluent, therefore Boggitt Dung is more readily available.
Clydach Market has recently opened a stall exclusively dedicated to the sale of said Dung.
Shipments of the aforesaid Dung are now being flown in strapped to the underbelly of the Vampire NicNac birds.
We have set up a trading po more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 557 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

The Use Of Boggitt Dung As Ammunition.

The use of Boggitt dung as ammunition is not be encouraged. Firstly, the high explosive nature of the dung (close proximity to ANY heat source will set it off and it is highly volatile if it gets damp.)
Secondly, the cost far outways the effectiveness of the dung as ammunition, but it is obv more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 561 days old
by dickydaido [Member]

We are currently involved in the preparation for the new Boggitt Season. Which is almost upon us,Laverbread Jackets and Homespun Mussel fibre earmuffs have been spotted being illegally sold on e bay. All this prior to the start of the season.
As regards secrets, Twerps have been sighted flinging themselves off the Mountains at Cwmllynfell, tr more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 562 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

If any of our eminent and illustrious readers know of anything we should be looking for i.e 'The Twelve Knots of Coedffranc' or any other secret, please let us know. more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 562 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

The NicNac Birds Graveyard.

A report has just come in that has stunned the scientific world.
Three explorers of Crymlyn Bog, who were looking for the source of the Crymlyn Brook stumbled and fell into an underground passageway, exploring this totally unknown passageway they finally came to a large cavern that w more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 566 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

THE COMAWAY PEOPLE.

These were a strange race of people that only seemed to travel through the area at a certain time of the year.
From about May through to September groups of these people, the poorer ones in their ox-drawn covered carts, the richer ones, with horse-drawn and with more elaborate carts would pass through the are more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 570 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

GRUNDLINGHOUND.

BREED TYPE. Hound. LATIN NAME. Grundling Dafticus.

The Grundlinghound was a breed of dog only found in the Crymlyn area. As its name suggests it was used to hunt the Grundling. As near as we can get to type, the Grundlinghound was about 3ft long and about 12inches high at the shoulder, good deep chest more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 575 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

ODE TO BILLY KNUCKLEWORT. Part 2.

Poor Billy's last adventure, down by Crypligs Pool,
Nearly did for Billy, our little village fool,
Ridiculed 'round the village, he fell into disgrace,
He'd have to leave the village, find another place.

He'd heard they wanted workers, up on Drymmau hill,
This would more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 578 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

THE PLASTICINE PERIOD, A LOST AGE.

We all know of the Geological Time Periods, Cambrian, Jurassic,Cretaceous etc. But there is one time line that seems to be missing especially when it comes to the area around Crymlyn Bog. The time period in question is the Plasticine Period. Not a lot is known of this period and except for a few clay more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 578 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

THE LEGEND OF THE BELLS.

The story it was started, or so the legend tells,
Of someone crossing Crymlyn Bog, heard a peal of bells,
So whats so very strange in that, 'tis a lovely sound,
But as he started looking 'round, no church there could be found.

Our hero was quite frightened, a stranger to this part more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 581 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Some Ills of the times.

TWUZZLE DRINKERS TICK or DRIBBLE.
Seen on people that had consumed to much Twuzzle wine. The wine had addled the brain and the mere sight of a glass would start the facial tick or dribble.
Non Curable, Not Contagious.

PONDSKIMMERS TOE.
Found on the collectors of the Crymlyn Cress, more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 583 days old
by dickydaido [Member]

Apparently, three strange oddfellows were spotted, some time ago now, two were rowing a dugout sleeper across Crypligs pool, trying to find the Treasure mentioned in the Crymlyn Chronicles. All to no avail I might add, even though they had the fortune? to have the arch Druid Baglicus of Ska Wen in tow.Although he had been dispatched to find Tomos G more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 584 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

The Legend of Crypligs Pool.
Cryplig was a medieval warrior whose home was on the east side of Crymlyn Bog and north of Llandownbyther.He was the youngest and daftest of the four sons of Gangewobble the Incontinent.Gangewobble's first three sons were all killed fighting various battles to keep the family estate,so when the news broke that the more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 584 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

The Village of Llandownbyther
(or Llan down by there)

The village of Llandownbyther, not found on any map,
About three miles from Skewen, and two miles from 'The Tap',
It's somewhere out on Crymlyn, lost amongst the mist,
Some say you just can't find it, even if your *issed.
more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 587 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Ode to Billy Knucklewort.(or The Village Idiot Strikes Again).

Every village has one, you see them hanging 'round,
Big and daft not stable, the brain is not to sound,
Built like a brick *hithouse,face like a Grundlinghound,
Running 'round the village, Knuckles scraping ground.

Not quite 16ounces, never le more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 587 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Grockles.
These strange and elusive creatures were found roaming the east side of Crymlyn Bog where there was firmer. drier ground.They were about the size of a Shetland pony but thats were the similarity ends. Half swine, half hedgehog and threequarters badger (yes I know it doesn't add up but these were strange creatures).They made their ho more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 589 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

As a matter of interest EURATAVIA was a little communist country between Luxembourg and Radio 1. more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 589 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Witches,Orcs and Elves and other Curious People.

There are stories that are told, told amongst ourselves,
Of Dragons and of Wizards, Witches, Orcs and Elves,
But not many know the story, that I'm about to tell,
Of a race of magic people, that live in Crymlyn Dell.

The 'SPYEMS'were a people, seen by few it more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 589 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Newspaper Account.

Found wrapped around a tramp sleeping in an old track repairers cabin at Llandownbyther.

An account in 'The Llandownbyther Times'of new Boggitt finding; apparently a sighting of the 'Euratavian Boggitt',a first sighting in this area.

Experts seem to think it must have been on a piece of drif more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 592 days old
by dickydaido [Member]

Well there was Gimly Glitchbag, Oscar Osteoporosis, easily spotted kept falling down and breaking bits of iself
Also as mentioned in prior correspondance, Baglicus of Ska Wen, alledgedly still alive? more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 593 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Of Witches and Hermits.

The CRYMLYN CHRONICLES that were found in the hermit hovel between Llandarcy and Jersey Marine were we can assume the property of the hermit Diarrhoea or 'Loosebowel the Smelly'. He was the youngest of 24 children of the old witch 'Granny Legspread',so named for her friendly ways.Kicked out of the family home at more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 593 days old
by Rachel [Visitor]

Hiya Daddy
u have got a weird blog!!!!!
see u bye
more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 594 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Is there any truth in the legend that says the Incantations mentioned have to be sung backwards and that the initiate has have a mixture of cow-dung and treacle placed on the head? more…

In response to: "Sightings of the Greater Spotted Boggitt" 594 days old
by crymlyncreeper [Member]

Iorwerth the Dragon Part 3.

Iorwerth the Dragon was feeling very down,
Cooped up in a crate, shown from town to town,
But an old friend was watching, who planned to set him free,
'Twas Twm the millers son, high up in a tree.

Twm knew his plan was risky, he might even lose his life,
So that morning a more…